“Save that piss for my chest.”

I read that someone in the 90s (dunno who, or if it was multiple people) realized that the key to overseas Disney success was not to simoly copy Disneyland in a foreign country, but to create parks that felt like Disney while also reflecting the host lands’ art and culture.

A big part of Florida’s appeal is that heat, humidity and occasional tropical storms can inflate upkeep costs, but those costs are a drop in the bucket to the money lost from shutting down a park (or even parts of a park) for several months every year as cold weather sets in. Part of the reason Disney’s “America” never…

It wouldn’t have destroyed a Civil War battlefield. Even Eisner-era Disney wasn’t that unscrupulous.

I’m told Splinter's traffic was poor, but beyond that it's pretty clear that G/O's new owners won't be happy until it's just Jalopnik, Deadspin, and Gizmodo writing articles strictly about car specs, sports scores, and cell phone specs with zero editorializing that might cause trouble. 

Musgrove did alright in 2019 as Pittsburgh’s #4 guy in the rotation, and he may well devlop into a more consistent p—

“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there’s two things I hate, it’s losing and getting cancer.”

From what I’ve read, the hotel heir is a wannabe influencer who’s likely latched onto her as a way to get his name better known.

The only reason "hey, how do you smoke crack?" isn't the funniest line of the year is because last week's "I don't like to watch shows where people solve things" is one of the funniest things Danny McBride has ever said. 

That Yankees ring bugs me more than it should.

“69% on Rotten Tomatoes”

SPOILER ALERT FOR A 25 YEAR OLD MOVIE

Exactly. Some of it is kind of nice, but most of if just feels like they mashed together the Viagra Triangle and Navy fucking Pier. 

They helped transform Wrigleyville from a naturally grown douche-bro neighborhood into a boring-as-fuck, cookie cutter, half-mile-long-ESPNZone, douche-bro neighborhood; and it’s amazing how much worse that is. 

How dare you!? 

You make a really good point, and looking back I think I chose my words poorly (possibly because I was hurrying while in the can at work, possibly also due to some nostalgia.)

I’m a Dodger fan in Chicago since ‘84, but I’ve enjoyed and rooted for the Cubs whenever they’re not playing L.A.

Transcripts of Trump speaking read a lot like those Antonio Brown texts published over the past week or two.

A nice idea, but try prying any non-player member of a team out of lock-step devotion to their bosses and MLB in general.