It's my hooooooves

“Those girls couldn't drown." 

I am intrigued by this line of thinking. 

Every line is gold.

No mention of Mr Spofford, the 8-year-old boy who manages to steal scenes from two of the most beautiful women in history? 

Look, if a filmmaker can’t deliver exactly what “fans” want, they should just kill themselves, right?

“If you'd told me ten years ago that I'd be solving the world's energy problems, I'd have said you were crazy. Now let's push this big ball of oil out the window." 

You're no fun

Best ballcap logo in the parks, too:

I love the Twilight Zone theme in Orlando. It’s incredibly detailed, especially the queue decor, rivaling Expedition Everest's. 

Sorry fellas, gotta go, I'm late for my eXistenZ cosplay meetup. 

I’ll go to bat for the Star-Spangled Banner as an excellent poem, an optimistic wish for victory during wartime, with some truly vivid imagery. But as a song, it’s dreary and damn near unsingable, rendering those powerful lyrics unintelligible.

This review is literally the first place I’ve seen “The Martian” (the book) referred to as anything less than “decent,” and most accounts that I’ve seen and heard consider it pretty good (my own opinion included.) It's got a fun premise, an entertaining central character, relatively solid science (from a layman's…

Magary’s repeated use of the nickname “Garf” reminds me of the weirdest exchange I saw on Facebook in many a year (note: neither of these people are me; I’m not that gross or that entertaining.) I don’t remember the context in which this conversation happened, but I do remember it didn't help explain any of it. 

“My wife’s there, her job is cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids, that’s it. She does get to make some decisions, what’s she’s gonna cook for my tea when I get home.”

He said he beaned Harper because he was being sold as the Second Coming, so Hamels figured it’d be neat to be the answer to a trivia question: “who’s the first pitcher to HBP the legendary Bryce Harper?”

Caught this as part of an “all of this year’s Academy-nominated short films” nights at my local theater way back when. There was a weird running theme of child neglect/endsngerment among several of the live-action nominees. This was one of the less gloomy ones (not surprisingly, the really dark “Wasp” ended up winning…

Know who I’m mad at? George Miller.

Westworld season 1

I was hoping to see a Better Off Dead joke here. Thanks.