I guess people hadn't noticed that Disney stopped doing promotional tie ins with McDonalds over ten years ago. The last one was when Cars came out.

"The next Three Days" was a remake of a French film called "Pour Elle"

I bet it was Cardassian interrogation techniques that ultimately broke him and convinced him that he was circumcised.

About your first statement; There's an infamous Dawson's creek GIF that proves otherwise.

Simon Fuller did that exact thing with S Club 7. Pop band specifically made to star in a tv show for a bunch of seasons. It even had a badly received film version after the show run its course, that had barely anything to do with the series.

I got the feeling even Sideshow Luke Perry wasn't buying his sudden passion for music.

No one is pointing out the obvious. He's more like Gowron. Without the redeeming qualities.