I'm 33 and every woman I meet expects me to have a house and take care of the kids they had with some asshole in their 20's who couldn't be assed to stick around.

Ok, you might want to Google what the word psychopath means though.

He is criminally underrated.

I love post-Dawson Vanderbeek and his willingness to basically do whatever.

now now. My 30 years of life experience has taught me that both sexes can be horny, thirsty assholes.

Well, you can partially thank my dad and his work on to prove the B-52 was still viable when it was otherwise on it's way to the boneyard. He ran the EMP testing during the early 80s and is likely in this photo.

I remember the first time I figured out I could not only change my laser shot pattern, but also the orientation of my shields I was speechless for the next fifteen minutes. Then I found out you could change the Engines/Lasers/Shields levels, and wondered if I'd somehow peeked behind the curtain and seen the face of…

For fuck snakes

So lots of tongue, got it.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy. I'm so sick of people being like "Oh, but he's talented! But he has a wife and kids! They're a cute family! He has reformed himself!" No, he's a legitimate psychopath.

Dude was trying to show the ref his bite marks, Ref was having none of it. Thats some serious fucking horseshit.

That's how performance works...a GTR is faster in a straight line than a Ferrari 458, even though the 458 is getting on for twice the price. But so what...that doesn't mean the 458 is a bad car...I'd rather have one of those than a GTR.

Jordans status as the greatest of all time is not threatened. Please refrain from typing such nonsense. Jordan is 6-0 in championship play and didn't need to form his own team. Jordan also can't be compared to anyone else. He changed the game and is what all current players aspire to be. "Like Mike."

Are YOU telling me that MJ wouldn't have fixed the A/C in time to win the game? He could have easily, he has the knowledge and the heart that any average electrician, let alone lebron, simply do not have

The butthurt is strong in this one.

Enhance... enhance...

Wow...hadn't heard that till now and reading about it...that's insane! Should not have been operating any car on tires that old.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

I know I'm going to sound like an old fart (disclaimer: at least I'm not old), but this is why people don't like car enthusiasts.

Yeah, a real PROFESSIONAL President would start a shooting war with Russia over a few square miles of another country on the other side of the planet. The last few wars we've been in have been great successes, after all!