I think you're missing the point here bud

why do people believe a word this guy says when he's demonstrated time and again that he's an abusive, lying scumbag?

Watch the video and draw your own conclusions. The other car literally steered across his path without warning in a bizarre piece of driving. This is not a move anybody would anticipate and is not an avoidable crash from the Lambo driver's perspective.

What the hell are you talking about?! On what planet was this crash the Lambo driver's fault?!!

I think the correct word is jabroni

"I'm always in control" - ahhhh, so many, many times, the last words. In control of your car? Well done, I would hope you are. What you're not in control of is EVERYTHING ELSE. You utter, utter dickhead.

I'm not sure if the relationship is linear, but by directly extrapolating this and scaling up, the world cup is going to result in several million referees being decapitated

Agreed. Some things don't need to be seen, and those things can't be unseen. Unless you're drunk.

The reference to a bear attack is pretty random

Nah, Tim is a born power-bottom.

"Hey, Aaron, where are the keys to that car you rented??" "Meh, dunno. Probably not on the guy we just killed"

Newlyweds = Fucking knackers

Yeah. Try a less retarded response next time. Until our next discussion (excited!!!) go back to making hilarious jokes about tragic deaths.

Yep. "Most" and "all" have different meanings (as well as spellings and pronunciations, FYI).

Weeeeeeaaakkkkkkk

Wow, seems like most of the commenters on Deadspin are pieces of shit

Wow that's fucked up. It's still there.

Jesus Christ, 87%?! Sorry, but that's a no-brainer.

You were obviously not a college athlete. It's a big deal.

Man, trolls are getting so fucking lazy