Newlyweds = Fucking knackers

Yeah. Try a less retarded response next time. Until our next discussion (excited!!!) go back to making hilarious jokes about tragic deaths.

Yep. "Most" and "all" have different meanings (as well as spellings and pronunciations, FYI).

Weeeeeeaaakkkkkkk

Wow, seems like most of the commenters on Deadspin are pieces of shit

Wow that's fucked up. It's still there.

Jesus Christ, 87%?! Sorry, but that's a no-brainer.

Can't we poison them?

An overwhelmingly awful idea

You were obviously not a college athlete. It's a big deal.

Man, trolls are getting so fucking lazy

lolOLOLOL

It's outrageous

The quality of grammar in the complaints tells you everything you need to know about the intelligence level (and, probably, geographic location) of the complainers