When will the studios start placing the blame where it belongs - on the old Gypsy woman’s curse?

Oh boy, let’s change tactics, I think a better use of your time would be studying how contractions work.

Pfft. I come here solely for the Kinja hate. Finally, something we can all believe in.

Remember how in the old days (i.e., pre-Kinja, so, like, 10 days ago) an article about Trump would be posted and three hours later it would already have 400 comments? Tonight, when I “publish” this comment, that will bring the total up to ten.

If you experience headaches, vomiting, double vision, or anal leakage, stop listening to Mickey. If problems persist, call a physician.

Misuse of the song “Mickey” has been proven to cause sleep deprivation, nightmares and anxiety. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while under the effects of Mickey.

On the other hand...fuck Univision.