Don’t be so fucking stupid.

It’s a fact that you should shut the fuck up, dweeb.

I disagree

No one in their right god damn mind is *steaming* nachos. The fuck are you on?

Amateur cook expounds at _great length_ on a super-simple idea. The instructions seem written for people who have no experience cooking and little common sense.

“Well, you didn’t vote for me,” Feinstein replied.

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

In the game of snacks, you either win or you diet.

> *too-tall-Peter Dinklage

This is my new favorite comment on the internet. Thank you for this one.

She was joking, but they do seem to be often pitched to women. Mary Kay is by far the most famous example, that just about every woman I know seems to have been invited to join at least once.

I’m familiar with the synonym’s I could have used, and certainly don’t need to be guided in that respect. I used the word intentionally, though it was admittedly an exaggeration of the truth (as I felt the original claim was exaggerated significantly). I shouldn’t fight hyperbole with hyperbole, but these are trying…

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

I don’t think you quiet get logic.

But how will companies profit from our basic human interactions if we don’t monetize those moments of friendship?

Lucas remembers, remembers the Fifth of November.

It sounds like having friends is exhausting.

So I'm black.