My heart light shines with the knowledge that somewhere, a human was paid legal tender to write a book report about eggs.
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Even better to ferment it under a 2.5% brine for a couple days first.
Throwing it out there, if your child runs off frequently enough that a “family whistle” became necessary, you may want to consider addressing the behavior now rather than just relying on a band-aid fix.
Pro tip: In the event of egg and/or dairy allergies, this egg white and whipped cream dessert is still off the menu.
Pro-tip: Try a second-wetting of that material and you’ll create a stock almost as gelatinous as the first batch. Takes a whole lot to render out all that collagen.
My two year old mistook a shit for a fart I think and had a gnargnar blowout all over her high chair but the product featured in this ad was still the shittiest idea I’ve seen all day.
My two year old mistook a shit for a fart I think and had a gnargnar blowout all over her high chair but the product…
Hot tamales.
Lumpia. Fight me.
Your kid:
-is impressionable
-is a rat
-had zero trouble getting around your clearly unsustainable SM ban
-became a member of a drug cartel at his school
Straight up, the picture you painted is this: You’re a shit parent. Those rules you think were useful were conceived in ignorance and executed poorly. Your child fell in…
Maybe they’re interested in growing viewership and netting greater profits. It’s a crazy idea that just might work.
Oh man, incoming fragile beta cuck broken ego comment spree. 2018 truly is a wonderland.
Not apropos of this particular article, Claire, I really dig Skillet and I’m pretty sure you’re the only person running this thing. You keep the topics novel. I’ve really come to love this blog. That is all.
I feel like I’m a little fucked over here in House Hint of Lime with my other 2 bannermen, House Salt n Vinegar and House Chickn n’ a Bizkuts.
Titles Billy Mitchell will never lose:
*looking exactly like a middle-aged man who still goes by Billy
*too-tall-Peter Dinklage
*least-allowed into Chuck-E-Cheese regardless of accompaniment by a minor
A spokeswoman for Weinstein said in a statement that he was saddened and puzzled as to why someone he considers a colleague and friend had waited so long to make the allegations public. -
Never thought I’d be so proud standing up and being counted in the “my 4s is my 2yrold daughter’s nightlight/soundmachine/Pandora” crowd.
For me, it’s self defense. See if I had it my way, I wouldn’t have you reaching across my table while I’m trying to enjoy my conversation. I wouldn’t have you passive aggressively “doing your job” which really only benefits you and not me insofar as you’re trying to turn and burn covers. I stack them (and I’ll do…
Risotto.
That face has POTUS 46 written all the fuck over it.