It’s hilarious. I’m not conservative at all, but I’m going to vote for Trump just to see how crazy it makes people. The schadenfreude is delicious.

You are the perfect hypocritical Jezebel fan.

95% of sexual assault claims are true. The other 5% just happen to have been leveled against Bill Clinton.

Seriously? The POTUS vs. a 21 year old volunteer female intern?

Are we supposed to just ignore that Bill Clinton sexually harassed and assaulted multiple women? It’s Hillary’s biggest weakness and the DNC refuses to take it seriously. We are supposed to “believe sexual harassment and assault victims no matter what” — unless they are a threat to the Clinton machine.

maybe NPR passes your bias detector?

Sorry, Jezebel doesn't acknowledge democrat victim blaming.

This is a gawker site. You are not welcome here if your rage-o-meter doesn’t flip the fuck out every time a white person does something that can possibly be construed as racist. Even something as simple as referencing some lyrics.

because white women are not allowed to have big butts

kara always trippin when a white girl might catch a look from a brotha. you that salty broad at the table that aint wear nothin but a scowl and then you wonder why everyone think you an angry black bitch

Yep, for many reasons. 1) People of all races and ethnicities have large butts. Having a sizable ass is not a cultural trait that can be appropriated because it is a biological trait that is found across diverse populations all over the world. 2) Oakland is not synonymous with black. It’s a very racially diverse…

If The Future and The Weekend were to attempt a collaboration, would a temporal rift occur?

My understanding is that unless one of the parents is a murdering drug-addicted child abuser, the courts basically never award sole custody. They’ll always err on the side of keeping a family togteher, and you have to be an obscenely negligent parent for them to decide otherwise.

This is why I did not have any kids. “Get away from it all?” Really? If I was her mother, I would grab her by the collar and drag her ass right back to school so she “get away from it all” in a book. And yes, I pulled the same shit with my parents so I know what I speak.

She’s suing him for battery and sexual assault and alleging emotional damage stemming from both. He’s sadly probably entitled to the records.

This is the right decision. Of course her testimony is relevant to their case. In my opinion, she’s lucky they are sealing the deposition. I have yet to see any facts which suggest she was, in fact, a victim of anything. That being said, it’s always good to be cautious and I applaud the judge for finding a nice…

And now proven to be a reactionary and wrong one at that.

This entire story makes you look like an absolute fool. But you do have a degre from Columbia so why don't you rub that in my face too like it means shit,

I don't know whether the Rolling Stone article is true or not, but I have learned that you, Anna Merlan, are an insufferable douchebag.

Dear Anna:

You would be glad to see that the Washington Post yesterday published an update in which it confirmed that Ms. Erdely did not talk to the accusers. As you have a Masters in Journalism from Columbia University, I am sure you will remember the introductory classes in which you were told to at least try to…