You first Greg

Trump is the living embodiment of “ The Americans “ episode of ”Fawlty Towers “ writ large. We, the American people are , ironically, Manuel. Trump keeps screaming for his goddamn Waldorf Salad that nobody, much like Basil Fawlty knows how to make.

This is truly amazing. To find her, still as a baby, 18 years later.........

Sisyphus, my man, just lay down and let the boulder crush you.

Soylent: because some of you miss olestra.

I bet it sounds like someone shaking an orange balloon full of butterscotch pudding in one hand, and a half empty bottle of pills in the other.

Cheerleaders: 2, 4, 6, 8

You could even say he denied them.

I categorically deny that David Irving had anything to do with the Cowboys’ win or even that he’s on the team. Put away your box scores and your videotapes, those can easily be fabricated.

I was on a Southwest flight where an attendant came on and said “Belts on, everyone - the Captain wants to try something.” Totally out of the blue, no followup. I thought it was awesome and everyone had a good laugh.

Onanism: benefits of, 1-496

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Just refurb a Guppy and you’ll at least be able to fly his head around...

Tell us using this doll where the bad man grabbed you.

Saw a shot and took it. I wonder how many will see the humor and how many will start rabbling.

I bet that plane is gonna be the flying version of the Vasa.

Phryne Fisher would’ve had this sorted out in 48 hrs.

Read the translations of the French, Russian, and Chinese anthems. The French especially.