Is someone already making “I SPEAK LIKE A TRUE LESBIAN” t-shirts, or should I get on that?

Totally true, and just scratching the surface. Two other things that come to mind:

HEY, WE’RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN OVER HERE, COULD WE GET A PARTY POOPER STAT?

and a serious commitment to not having any fun ever

This is awesome, now I can be jetlagged and starving

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