I’m sure Johnson is awesome at standing during the national anthem. He probably tears up and relives the Battle of Fort McHenry every time.

I used to play Strat-o-Matic baseball tournaments out on Long Island back in the 80's, some guys used this strategy all the time. They’d draft good bullpens, and then wait until the end of the draft to take 4 crappy starters with lopsided left right splits, have their opponent stack their lineups with righty hitters,…

That happened to me once, they empaneled us and then the judge had us go to lunch and then wait while the lawyers negotiated. It was a couple hours, and then defendant made a plea deal and we got to leave. It’s not that uncommon.

There’s one brief part of the scene last week (two weeks ago?) when Arya is stalking Littlefinger where she observes him talking to a blond servant girl. It seems like she’s been spying for him (Varys had his little birds, so did Cersei, so did he). They wouldn’t put that in for no reason, so Arya & Sansa’s weird…

Nymeria was the leader of the pack I just think she didn’t want to be a pet anymore, with jibes with Arya’s “that’s not you” comment

She been champion for a few days, she generally plays well. She made $26,000 one day. She probably bet so little because she wasn't confident with the category. She should have bet everything but $1. She just slaughtered her opponents as she's been doing almost every game she's played, it was a free chance to make…

Is everybody in this thread nuts? Does anybody know what "wrongful birth" means? That's what she's suing for.

Most coed leagues have a rule you need x number of girls to show up, if they don't you forfeit. And after a while, whether they get fucked or not, girls stop showing up, because they're smarter than us and realize, "This is kickball, why I am I doing this?"

"One" and "won", I do that all the time, don't feel bad, author.

It could have went worse for him. His "Fuck the Police" T-shirt was in the laundry.

Dodai, next time you write a piece criticizing someone, I'd like for you to do it outside in 40 degree weather, on a stage, with over 600,000 people watching you live from the front, and a hundred or so watching you from the back, including The President of the United States, his wife and kids, The Vice President and…

It's not like she's doing push-ups in the middle of State Dinners in the East Ballroom of the White House while horrified dignitaries look on, she is doing them to educate children about the importance of physical activity in order to combat the epidemic of childhood obesity. You know what, this old lady must grasp…

Romney has never had them because when Girl Scouts approach his front door he tells Smithers to release the hounds.

Romney has never had them because when Girl Scouts approach his front door he tells Smithers to release the hounds.

Who the hell would name their kid Theon? That guy's a tool.

Who the hell would name their kid Theon? That guy's a tool.