The only thing I didn’t like was Spider-man’s eyes. The callback to the first Captain America film was nice.

The fact that the St. Louis Cardinals and their fans are the embodiment of “playing the right way” and baseball’s stupid “unwritten rules” is all the evidence you need that the unwritten rules are racist as hell.

No doubt it’s reaction to the “Latin flair” or “jive” that PoC have purportedly approached life (and, by extension, sports) with—as opposed to WASP stiff upper lip bullshit—since the beginning of time.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

Ah, the days when Johnny Manziel and Tiger Woods* would have fit right the fuck in, because men were men and everyone else kept their fucking mouths shut.

To me, this GIF ends the rebuttal from the traditionalists.

Since this guy got caught (and convicted of a misdemeanor) once before, it’ll almost certainly be more than a slap on the wrist this time.

Not happening. There is virtually no way to prevent someone from ripping video as long as it is capable of being displayed on a screen you own.

Hams run into this stuff all the time. We usually end up locating the source of interference and then reporting it to the FCC. This guy got what coming to him. Usually they only get a slap on the wrist and a reduced fine.

There are places where the Red Line trains are no more than 6 feet from the left lane of the Dan Ryan Expressway, so it’d be well within the range of a jammer, if your figure is correct. The line bisects the highway, where typically a median would be on most highways.

She is saying “I can’t believe this man is potato dishwasher monkey balls Friday cucumber”.

A super dumb felon.

Like really? I’m surprised he didn’t just tell everyone he was holding a cell phone jammer in his hand.

Whoa. I’m like 95% he’s jammed my phone before, lol.

it blocked 911 calls. felon. easy.

The Red Line in Chicago crosses and runs alongside major highways and streets of Chicago. Not sure what the range of his jammer was, but he could’ve been wreaking havoc all over the city, not just on the train.

I was pretty impressed they were prepared for the possibility that the players would ask him to cut off the finger.

That’s.... what she said?

Amazing stuff. But SeAgate needs to address their quality control.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]