Would watch, but for it to be true *art house*, there’d probably be a hefty dose of Oedipal complex :/

I’ve considered the Machete +1 order.

Undertale fans are like Stephen Universe fans. I know the thing they are championing is probably really good and something I would enjoy, but they are so obnoxious that I can’t bring myself to checking out the thing they go on and on about.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

Ok, am I just an enormous party pooper or what? I think I would find it genuinely hard to look into my future child’s face and lie about there being a Santa. (the elf, I could not even. too much)

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

Gregg Popovich is the cranky old uncle who on your 18th birthday gives you the best advice you will ever hear in your lifetime, something that you will carry in your heart for the rest of your days.

Bill Belichick is the cranky old uncle who loses you in a card game with heroin dealers.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

Except Steph was a #7 pick and Kawhi Leonard was #15. Two of the best three players in the league. Paul George was a #10. Player development still matters, and even top three picks are far from certainties. Plus there’s the crap shoot of lousy draft years. What do you do with multiple high picks in the Anthony Bennett…

This. It bothers me to no end how disrespectful folks are towards the Office of The President. And I’m convinced it’s a way for people to share their racism without being too obvious because I’ve never seen such disrespect towards any other President.

...and just like that I’m interested in rebuying FFVII for a third time. Take my money, SE. Take it now!

Is there a “Save Anywhere” cheat? That alone justified owning a Gameshark back in the day.

Or it was released in 1997?

It’s so nice to see that Rahm was cool with McCarthy’s thuggish police force, right up until the McDonald cover-up was exposed.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

She’s an asshole and he’s an asshole. But he put hands on her and it’s his shitty luck that he didn’t call the cops instead of acting and reacting like an asshole when she put hands on him.

Is it really telling, though? What it tells me if that she is really playing up the well-meaning white woman as victim role (whether intentional or not) and he is already cast as the angry black male for passionately defending himself against a charge that could fuck up his entire professional career. we don’t even…

Reached for comment, Johnny Manziel said the offer sounded familiar, though he kind of stopped listening after hearing the word "nineteen."