you must be real fun to be friends with

I appreciate the turn to understanding sports fandom but texting your friend about how much sports suck...while your vet buddy was enjoying themselves...is lame. You probably use the term ‘sportsball’ ironically too. Let people enjoy what they want without judgement.

What are your memories of being in Police Academy? What’s Steve Guttenburg like?

Is humility a quality that any of you possess?

Just read your spot on Thiel’s lawyer. Fair article...but you know you guys aren’t journalists, right? You’re the worst kind of trolls; jerks with computers who like to publish uneventful dick pics and sex tapes for clicks and attention. The only difference between you and a Gamergate troll is that you can hide behind…

Do you guys ever copyedit each other’s work? I swear I see dozens of typos per week in your articles.

You’re all just self loathing, insecure nerds projecting your qualities on the low-hanging fruit of the sports world, right?

I really just want to know the genuine reason behind all of the Cardinals hate. Samer is hater #1 but he’s a Red Sox fan.

how is the world going to react when banky’s identity is discovered?

waiiiit wait wait wait wait