Yeah, having read a lot of Brubaker's "Captain America" run, I was expecting that car to fly the moment I saw it.

As much as I enjoyed the pilot (though I agree it felt a bit biopic-y at times), I'm super excited to read that it gets even better.

So it's just me? Do you have some kind of mnemonic for Hydra vs Kobra?

Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt This Time?
Atlas Shrugged: Which of These C-Listers is John Galt?
Atlas Shrugged: Who the Fuck Are All These People?

Was about to say "Lazarus Pit." Then I remembered.

You didn't answer the burning question of whether they're planning to replace the entire cast yet again!

Paleolithic. I looked it up.

Hawkguy, like on M*A*S*H*! [Joss Whedon walks in, shoots me in the head]

"how could you have lived with a monster and not known it?" is a line just screaming out for an ironic reversal. It puts Ellie's husband at the top of the suspect list for me— especially since he's one of the few characters never regarded as a suspect. (Plus, how easy would it be for Susan to mistake him for Nigel…

When it worked: Sideshow Bob putting on 'Asian' glasses, bowing and saying "Me so solly, me so solly" while the other comedians look on in horror.

"I'd totally sleep with you if I weren't worried you might drop dead in the middle of it…"

Thank you for alerting me to "The Americans." I madly bingewatched it and loved it. The "Homeland" writer/producers keep going on about LeCarre in every interview and commentary track, but this show actually displays evidence that the writers have READ LeCarre.

HA! Glad I'm not the only one who broke my Wednesday cherry on this issue

You failed to answer the question on everybody's mind, Billy: WERE Stone Temple Pilots elegant bachelors?

Gah! You didn't mention the sapphic strapon Orphcest was anal!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so… reading all these speculations about "wut's gun' happin nxt?" has me rolling my eyes. The fact that all these revelations are meaningless and will get switched back again the next time it would be funny is a FEATURE, not a bug!

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned how much this one borrowed from the Firefly episode "Bushwhacked." That's what it immediately reminded me of, especially the question/answer transitions

Keaton as Dogberry was visibly *straining* to be funny, which made it painful to watch

Standing out for how incredibly terrible it was? Am I alone in this?

It'd be hard for him to be worse than Michael Keaton…