I lost it at "to Obama".

"...looks to be in perfectly fine condition, so we doubt it's broken down". Priceless.

The lump on the first's forehead and the expression of the second, are the confirmation of their very high IQ. They cannot be guilty. No way.

...because the video was being taken by the pilot's wife. Here's more at: 5 NBCDFW

Glad to see that apparently they went to help, not caring of going on with the video.

I always thought it was Crisco, not peanut butter... but what do I know.

Obligatory.

At least your song I was able to enjoy it all, without having to click stop after 45 seconds. My best wishes to Eileen!

Your mama's.

D'oh? http://www.autoedizione.com/fiat-group-is-considering-major-jeep-production-facility-in-china/

San Pellegrino sparkling water is the best.

The Opel Kadett was a great little car that was sold in many versions, through many and many years. In Europe and until it existed, it sold like bread. And as a Daewoo Nexia (or Cielo or Racer), it moved and still moves the East and the Far East. What kind of clueless you must be, to ever say that the Kadett was not a…

Yes, if it's awarded to a British Racing Green car...

To such a question, we usually answer in this way.

Yours is the truth. Theirs is the gossip.

Sorry. They were indeed some literate pirates, and our soldiers shoot them because they needed to train and had already used all the clay pigeons.