What’s the hardest part about being a male figure skater?

Title IX: allowing Samer or a woman to post about baseball.

That’s a real black guy on Goodell’s legacy.

Molina will outlast noted U-10 baseball coach and CTE sufferer, Mike Matheny.

Stick to the sports baby beat, jizzball.

All this time I thought that nude Greco roman was the queerest shit to ever go down in the olympiad. You win, millenials.

Sick insight. Normally you have to watch Mad Dog Wusso to get this kind of analysis.

Wow, they haven’t been this bad in fewer than four full seasons. What a catastrophe.

As a cardinals fan, everyone fucking hates both of your teams. We’ve all seen enough dumb, dickfaced Sunday night matchups to last several lifetimes.

As a Cardinals fan, there’s no bigger despicable jerkoff home run call than that of the Yankees.

Yakov Smirnoff: Russians as Michael rappaport : American whites

I wish there was a way to hide these stupid fucking articles from my feed.

Says the writer. Put down your pencil, you fucking nerd.

Stick to your sports baby write-ups, dickweed.

Sick take on the sports baby beat.