I went to a Q&A for political comedy writers from John Oliver’s show, Samantha Bee’s show, the Daily Show, and Late Night with Stephen Colbert and they do acknowledge that. One of the things they mentioned was that to be successful at political humor, you can’t think you’re actually going to change anything because…

I want to have kids, but I want to adopt, because it always seemed selfish to me to make a kid when there’s plenty out there in need of homes. But I’ve gotten a lot of weird reactions when I say this. Like “oh that’s a nice though, but if you adopt a kid, it’s going to have problems.” as if that’s not the risk with…

This is what I think anytime someone complains about costumes being too revealing. You mean the pre-made outfits neatly packaged are too revealing. But the costume you can put together with minimal effort could be as revealing as you want it to be. But also, if you want it to be revealing, who cares? It’s a costume!

This is required reading for anyone curious about the nature of assholes (the people, not the anatomical structure). https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008AEGGNS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

except that is to to pay out a settlement we have with them. so....

We can’t wire them money because the US sanctions we have on Iran prohibits our banks from working with them. But you know, facts are tricky.

They also did that in Batman: The Dark Knight.

A lot of men are extremely particular when it comes to a woman’s voice. NPR had a segment on vocal fry where they played the voicemails of callers who complained about the voices of female reporters, but then had an expert on vocal patterns who showed how male reporters did the same things but received no complaints.

You need to eat more lean protein because the amino acids keep you from losing muscle mass when you’re on a caloric deficit. There have been a few studies showing that by eating about 1g of protein per lb of bodyweight while on a cut, you can lost bodyfat and gain lean body mass at the same time. Greater lean body…

If anything, both political parties are more of a Doduo

I have the Shark Navigator bagless, with lift away. I really like it, it’s been able to clean my apt very well.

I have the Shark Navigator bagless, with lift away. I really like it, it’s been able to clean my apt very well.

Per the T&C:

Per the T&C:

Well I guess we know where the kid gets his false sense of entitlement and rapist wit from.

You had all day and yet you posted not even one example.

Brutal, looks like his head rebounded off the rope and slammed into the edge of the mat. just miss timed the slide i think, or slipped. Hope he heals up fast.

i have to disagree, those are very cool.

i have to disagree, those are very cool.

I love this nonsensical talking point. “I don’t hate gays or transpeople, but i don’t ever want to see them in any medium I enjoy.”

i’d love to hear gandalf ask if he could haz cheezburgr.

Mummy ride is definitely still awesome. Just went there this past fall.