This looks like Crysis mixed with Ghost in the Shell:SAC.

I prefer the Mercury Cougar turned into an Audi R8 thank you very much.

@Joe Stoner: "You're in no position to to..." Hello pot, have you met kettle? I think you two have a few things in common.

You are saying anything right now, stop.

@Ben R: Looks like I'm switching to State Farm and taking a couple courses in physics.

Looks closer to the portal gun

Ask a rugby club what a Zulu warrior is...

This is good news. When the Google AI reaches self awareness it won't need to use people as batteries.

@venc: I'm more than willing to donate any and all sperm to the cause. Just hook a vaccum up to the end of my fleshlight....

Great video. One of the guys in that video plays rugby for a team in NYC.

For everyone complaining about phones not being on the list: there is a reason why there is an "other" option on that poll!

A post on Gizmodo with the word cell phone, yet no snarky remarks about Nokia. I am impressed.

@stre: "next time you invoke the internet right of nitpickery, you should have someone proofread your comment.... And by the time their reply got back to your phone, it would be about six and a half hours after you first placed the call. " That sentence should start with the word by, not and. I believe I'm the real…

1. I would sacrifice Touchscreen for a phone that charges up in my pocket or underneath a warm laptop.

@Josh Barker: No I think win turbines would be appropriate if Dyson got on the case.

I love the graphite pencil solely for the pencil trick when volt modding video cards back in the day.

@Iowa11:

Are you serious with this article? Geek Hispters have been around for years. They're called Apple Fanboys...

I liked the clip of the Big Bang Theory with no laugh track added. It really puts the show in perspective.

@100percentinjuryrate: How so? It was a joke amongst friends. If anyone's the asshole it's the friend who sent it to everyone else. People talk about and rate the people they've been with all the time.