Looks closer to the portal gun

Ask a rugby club what a Zulu warrior is...

This is good news. When the Google AI reaches self awareness it won't need to use people as batteries.

@venc: I'm more than willing to donate any and all sperm to the cause. Just hook a vaccum up to the end of my fleshlight....

Great video. One of the guys in that video plays rugby for a team in NYC.

For everyone complaining about phones not being on the list: there is a reason why there is an "other" option on that poll!

A post on Gizmodo with the word cell phone, yet no snarky remarks about Nokia. I am impressed.

@stre: "next time you invoke the internet right of nitpickery, you should have someone proofread your comment.... And by the time their reply got back to your phone, it would be about six and a half hours after you first placed the call. " That sentence should start with the word by, not and. I believe I'm the real…

1. I would sacrifice Touchscreen for a phone that charges up in my pocket or underneath a warm laptop.

@Josh Barker: No I think win turbines would be appropriate if Dyson got on the case.

I love the graphite pencil solely for the pencil trick when volt modding video cards back in the day.

@Iowa11:

Are you serious with this article? Geek Hispters have been around for years. They're called Apple Fanboys...

I liked the clip of the Big Bang Theory with no laugh track added. It really puts the show in perspective.

@100percentinjuryrate: How so? It was a joke amongst friends. If anyone's the asshole it's the friend who sent it to everyone else. People talk about and rate the people they've been with all the time.

I hate that she'll be judged by this, even though if it was a guy who did it he'd be labeled "Alpha."

Please, this virus was probably a contract job to a couple of russian coders.

@Paradise: Considering the Symbian OS retains 43.5% of the Smartphone OS market, i'd say no not all dumbphones. Although reports speculate that Android is poised to take it's spot in 2012.

@Paradise: Considering Symbian still retains 43.5% of the smartphone OS market, I'd say no. Although reports are indicating Android is poised to take it's spot in 2012.

@GrampaJoe: If by sparse you mean still retaining the largest mobile phone market share in the world? Then yes you'd be correct.