"That's no light saber."

How is it that Chris Hardwisk doesn't age? Is he on the Kurzweil 30 vitamins a day plan or something?

@Wolfess: You may or may not be a genius!

@I, Opener: Well at least you never have to tell her something twice...

I love it when my girlfriend wears glasses. Alas, she only does so when she runs out of contacts.

@ilovexspin: rugby's no joke. i've got the dental bills to prove it. which leads me to my next quetion: do you guys have dental? #meta

Think this job will go well with my rigorous rugby schedule? #meta