Talent and skill in a male or female, I have no admiration for those who participate in this brutal sport that glorifies the suffering of these animals.

I would support letting Donald Trump fight a bull.

Nah. Fuck this lady who profits gleefully off of the suffering of animals for entertainment.

Alternative headline “The women who are also pieces of shit”

The weightless combat (always in daytime, for some reason)

“I’m glad she’s dead, and I hope she burns in hell”
-Sambull L. Jackson

Just skipped to the end to see if the bull killed her. Disappointing.

Oliver didn’t write the book himself, it was Jill Twiss, ie Janice from Accounting. Who you may notice is in fact a woman. There, I destroyed your whole premise.

Counterpoint: It’s the Pence family. Fuck those guys.

Her consultants warned her not to pick the banjo.

“Porn Star has non-disclosure agreement with the POTUS”

...with a woman who says she had sex with Donald Trump while he was married.

I used to work at a bar in that area too. St P’s is easily the worst day of the year - endless fighting, puking, boyfriends screaming at girlfriends, and it is SO LONG. Big crowds by 2pm and going til close - though, there was always a weird synchronized lull from like 7-8:30, when it seemed like everybody went home…

The Wrigleyville police ticker that gets posted after St. Patrick’s Day ranks up there with Deadspin’s annual “Stuff We Put In Our Bodies” post. It is the stuff of magic. I’m so glad I never ate at that McDonald’s when it was still open.

I’ll be honest, I don’t think I could get drunk enough or high enough to actually tolerate that.

Believe me when I tell you: I’ve seen that level. Saw a guy ask his friend for the time. His friend tips his wrist to examine his watch, but it happened to be the same hand his pint of beer was in. Tipped it all in his lap. Stuff like that all the time.

I’m starting to suspect that our criminal justice system might not be all its cracked up to be!

You’ve got to listen to me! Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving. Fortunately, according to my calculations, the robots won’t go berserk for at least…

She also seems really, really stupid.

He’s scum, but like Jordan Belfort, he’s self-made scum.