The best Bon Jovi tribute act is, surely, By Jovi! (their exclamation mark, not mine).

It's one up on Robert Downey Jr And Mike Tyson.

Agreed.

"A Pigeon…" isn't for everyone, but then neither is "Age Of Ultron". No cuts versus 1/2 second edits; atmosphere versus action; mordant wit versus belly-laughs. Roy Andersson's films are more at home in a gallery than a multiplex. You should watch them with a bottle of whisky, not a box of popcorn.

I thought Guardians was horrible. My 11-year old son had a good time, but there was little I admired about it.

'Once you've had it, it's up there with French, Italian, Thai, Chinese and Indian.' This is true only in their shopping mall incarnations.

I don't think that's meant pejoratively.

That is not how you spell manoeuvre, Americans!

U-571 was historically inaccurate, but it is a great submarine-set movie.

It exists solely to make money. It was formed last century by a con man. I think we would be better off if all religions were forced to go it alone - no favour in law, no tax exemption, no special treatment. Most modern churches - I'm looking at you, Mormons - would shrivel and die within a few years.

Can. We. Please. Have. A. Moratorium. On. This? (It's not big and it's not clever.)

In the UK, Mad Men was a critical hit and got lots of favourable press. Yet the opening episode of season 5 got just 98,000 viewers, (yes, you read that correctly - 98,000)

Damn! I agree with Liam Gallagher about something.

again with the self-censorship!

Niggas. (Sorry, I just needed to check whether some bot had inserted the asterisks or whether you, weirdly, think it's wrong to quote a song title in full for fear of giving offence.)

At random, whilst channel surfing, I once watched half an episode of SoA, from season 5 or 6, I can't remember. It was bloody awful - and I recall the music was terrible - so I never went back. A poor score can ruin a film or TV show for me, once I've registered that something has shitty music I can't enjoy much…

I had to google her, didn't recognise the name at first. Having done so, I am not much closer to understanding your comment.

not once, because I would have had to wear a condom.

No, but if I did, I'd be sure to wear a condom.

No. But if I did, I'd be sure to wear a condom.