Why on earth would the fact that someone had never worn a condom be described as 'gross'? I hate condoms and would love to have got through life without ever having to wear one.

fuck off.

There is much to enjoy in BCS but the music is awful, really awful. The title theme is fitting, but the score sounds half-baked and relies heavily on pastiche. The only explanation I can come up with for the enormous drop in the quality of scores between BB and BCS is because the series began filming as a comedy and…

76 isn't too shoddy, but it is behind Arnold Schwarzenegger's best of 81, in Commando.

Judging from the debating points made since the launch of this film, I can tell you that this movie is very different when you watch it without any prior knowledge of Chris Kyle, as I did. Fundamentally, American Sniper is about how the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have destroyed forever the myth of the US being a…

Not that most will mind or even notice, but for such a big property that's a shitty sync.

I've only ever seen 10 minutes of the Simpsons (I don't like the animation style and I hate the voices) so I didn't get the reference.

The subtitle to this column 'Sometimes you have to listen to the notes they're not playing' reminded me of the great punchline 'I am playing the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order'. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I like that they featured a superb Rondo Hatton look-a-like. A man so powerful that he can fold his victims in half.

There is nothing in this film that aggrandises either Chris Kyle or the war in Iraq; quite the opposite. It is neither jingoistic in tone nor propagandist. It has less to do with Chris Kyle the individual as Chris Kyle 'Legend'. It is in large part about the way American society completely normalises its perverse…

Happy Valley. Female writer, excellent REAL central female character, plus unbelievably tense set pieces a la Breaking Bad.

You're all wrong.

It is only now, more than fifteen years after it's release, do I realise that Gus Van Sant's Psycho was a satirical comment on the future of cinema.

I couldn't get any further than "latest record, Four, which lacks the creative urgency of 2013’s Midnight Memories." Fuck off.

Is the lady in the movie still having a rectal probe inserted? Does it get worse than that? Does anyone have to watch themselves being disembowelled, for example? I find I have no stomach for gore anymore. Don't know why I'm asking, really. It's not like I'm ever going to see this movie.

"But that seems to me more an indictment of the intellectual life than of the sweet life." Right on the money. This was also the subject of the more recent, The Great Beauty. (A fantastic film, but Fellini would have insisted upon a real giraffe!)

It's not listed on Netflix UK, unfortunately. I'd like to know why not.

I think he will get stiffed by Evil Corp. They will take all Nucky's resources and make them their own.

Flight was close to being the greatest movie ever, except they made the character say sorry at the end. He should have turned to the court and given them the finger, telling them they should be on their knees before him, begging him to accept their gratitude for saving their miserable lives whilst off his face on…

I take it as yet more evidence that the internet isn't all it's cracked up to be. Someone needs to get a grip.