whoever has those tapes of Lindsey cavorting with men is sure getting their money’s worth out of that leverage. My only hope is that when he’s no longer useful to them they release them anyway.

Damnit. Who parked the Ferarri there?

For those of you fortunate enough to have never heard of our Lt. Governor. He has a history of mental illness and spent years casting around for some kind of meaning which he found in the Tea Party.

seems like a good time to do something drastic like hire an army of investigators to dig up every sordid thing about these AMI a******* (at least the bits that Mueller hasn’t already latched on to) or something really bad like ban them from Amazon Prime

At least this means we know who the Buccaneers next QB is going to be

Bezos should just go out and buy every dime of debt the Trump Org has and then just call it all in.

Someone has to hand out the tax money they gave back to their rich supporters. As a bonus the proles can get their pittance too

I keep thinking that somewhere in Moscow is a tape of Graham with a man doing things his constituents would not approve of and the Russians are pulling his strings with it.

They say power is an aphrodisiac... even being as close to the President as he’s been, he’s still walking, talking birth control. I suspect it would take him being made Emperor of the Universe to fix that

that’s redundant.  There’s no such thing as a competent Trump Loyalist

That would be the chief of staff’s boss’ boss

I’m excited to see what depths this latest job search will plumb. If we’re lucky we’ll blow past the “some blonde Trump saw on Fox” to something even more spectacular like “some old guy that pays Trump to hang out in Mar-a-lago” or “Don’s hunting buddy”

it’s not a garbage states... it’s just full of garbage republicans

This is the saddest story that’s ever made me say “hahahahahahahahahahahaha (breathes) hahahahahahahahaha. You deserve it junior”

I can already see how this plays out. Assuming she has any kind of foresight she probably didn’t listen to the tape directly and thus can tap dance around a lot of the questions she’s going to be asked.

If half the people are below median intelligence and we posit that people of above median intelligence will (largely but not exclusively) gravitate towards either higher paying or intellectually engaging professions, what does that mean for the intelligence level of other professions like, I don’t know, the police...

they’re in College Station... Dave and Buster’s are for those libturd coastal cities.

From sharing a conference with these dweebs before (good riddance!) I totally believe one of their staffers punched a man with Parkinsons. It would in their fine tradition of doing things like pulling swords on cheerleaders...

100% sure that she watches movies about the Antebellum South and wonders where those good old days went

he comes from the old school.. you know when a 17-14 game was considered thrilling and punting a key part of football.