“They know that kids ruin everything....”

And just to reinforce something, go to a real sleep clinic and don't settle for any bullshit. My wife mentioned that she might have apnea to her doctor, and they sent her home with this bullshit device that kept disconnecting throughout the night and she didn't sleep at all.  It was just a one night thing, she swore…

How... how did the person force the pooper to “clean it up”?  Did they have a shovel?  Use a doggie poop bag?  If I dooked in the woods and someone said “clean that up” I wouldn’t have the first clue what to do unless I had a shovel or a really high-power hose.

I have both of those things! JK. I don't think their stuff is much different than what I would buy myself, in either quality or price, so it's worked for me, but I can totally see it being pretty easy for it to veer into useless territory

I have both of those things! JK. I don't think their stuff is much different than what I would buy myself, in either…

Lowest price on a few things, I went one up from the lowest on button-up shirts.  Personally haven’t had issue with fabrics but could be a style thing too, not sure.

Lowest price on a few things, I went one up from the lowest on button-up shirts.  Personally haven’t had issue with…

Yeah, I get that. I can’t remember ever ordering a steak medium and getting it too done, I guess I’m just lucky (and also don’t order steak out all that often — the markup rarely worth it). I would however argue that throwing a rested underdone steak back on the grill is not going to produce anything better than a…

Eh it's all preference and tolerance level. If I wanted to eat raw meat I would have been a lion. 

The thing about saying medium vs medium-rare is that there is a decent amount of play on either side of whatever you ask for. If you ask for medium I feel like you’re going to get a good amount of pink; if it dips on the medium-rare side of things, even better.. If you ask for medium-rare... if that dips a little too…

I’ve been doing StitchFix for a while now, and have had a positive experience.  In the past I would just go to Kohls and seemingly end up with the same clothes every time and they wouldn’t last; these ones I pay a bit more for (not as much as you’d think though), they’re better quality, but most importantly it makes…

I’ve been doing StitchFix for a while now, and have had a positive experience.  In the past I would just go to Kohls…

Whose goal? Says who? Scalping laws always target the inflated price, not the inauthentic tickets. “Consumer protection” laws aren’t only about being scammed, but also sometimes about price gouging, I don’t see why this isn’t or shouldn’t be different.

Teaming up with scalpers? They’re teaming up with legitimate businesses now.

Looks like it’s already “expired.”  That was fast.

Looks like it’s already “expired.”  That was fast.

I’ll try to keep this quick as no one wants to read a novel (and I’m 3 days late so no one’s going to read it anyway)

Lol glad someone said it

Penn Gillette is like 6'8" and drove a Mini, so I say do that. 

Given that it's likely the last season, is it really out of the realm of possibility to kill off Jay?

Well for a tailgate it makes sense because presumably they can have some sort of automated system that will open it for you (you push a button or, like the Fords, wave your foot under it and it opens).  For regular doors it’s completely stupid gimmickery.

It’s an odd term for one of beer’s most notorious off-flavors, since few of us have ever had the misfortune of really tasting skunk. And for a beer to present skunked aromas at a level comparable to a skunk’s smell, well, that would be quite a terrible feat of manufacturing.

Kicked a pigeon once in a similar way. I regret nothing. 

Reminds me of the time my family (me, brother sister, spouses) went to a baseball game. We had just arrived, were in the process of sitting down, and before my brother’s butt hit the seat, the woman in the row behind dumped an entire beer down his back.