The ONLY time I get "backed up" are the rare instances when I DO eat crap, so... not sure what your point is. The majority of the time I'm a vegetarian (like Jules Winfield said in Pulp Fiction, "My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which basically makes ME a vegetarian"). I mostly avoid sweets.

*fist bump* poop buddies.

Well, I'd advise you never to take health advice from a professor, BUT...

Wait, there are people who don't even poop ONCE a day? Twice a day is a light day for me.

Honestly one of my randomly favorite repeated AD bits was her excited at Gene.

My parking brake needs to be adjusted... if I don't pull it ALL the way up, my car is likely to start rolling away. Could make for some VERY interesting Chinese Fire Drills. :)

I agree completely, although not for the same reasons. It's just quicker to go somewhere and have it done, and you save almost no money to do it yourself. It takes literally 15 minutes to go to a Valvoline or whatever, who'll charge you 30 bucks or less. Buy the oil and filter, and then count all the extra time…

Wow, a reply 18 months later. Could be a new record! ;)

Ha! i don't so much worry about my (or my car's) abilities so much as those around me :)

Well this just reminds me how much I'm looking forward to winter driving in New England.... *rolls eyes*

Geeks come in all flavors and colors. I really loathe the idea of the "true geek" label. Funny how every group, even the ones that are historically cast out from society, still insist on excluding others.

It's called being a useless excuse for a police officer.

The asshole he hit was sitting on the shoulder. Not really much room for him to go.

Really? Cuz to me it was the part of the story that I knew before even reading it.

What's wrong with the XV? I really like that thing....

This isn't personal defensiveness (I drive a Subaru, so I have to defend against the lesbian stereotype I guess?), but there are a LOT of things you can overcompensate for that aren't your penis. Insecurities stem from lots of places, and while maybe it's fair to say that Americans favor huge trucks because of…

At the very least she'd have been able to re-open it quickly; this system apparently locks you out from re-opening the door.

So, so many people leave them out while driving. I agree - in some cities it seems like a no-brainer to have them on while parked though.

That was from Zoolander....