No shit: you Deadspin regulars fucking should get monetary recompense for years of quality content

I will be sincere for the first and only time for the 7+ years I’ve been commenting here. Read more

We live in the same city (well kinda, since you sold out and moved to the fucking burbs), and if I am ever at the bar watching a game and there’s a loud-mouthed asshole making everybody in the joint laugh, I’m just going to assume it’s you and anonymously send over a beer.

One last time. I’ll see all you fuckers in hell.

No worries. When in port its shore power connection is via an Apple Lighting cable.

This is the great sports-focused coverage I, and presumably billions of other readers, come to Jezebel to see. Read more

Is there such a thing as criminally incompetent management.  Because I think that easily describes Spanfeller. 

LOL God, I love Ashley so much.

Jesus, that’s Trump levels of thin-skinned.

I sincerely hope no one will take this opportunity to sign them up for spam, as outlined in a recent lifehacker article https://lifehacker.com/torment-your-enemies-with-political-spam-1839364071 Read more

We are blessed to have Ashley’s master internet sleuthing skills on our side.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller. Someone post his phone number again.

Highly disappointed this isn’t a carrier that shoots lightning or that is powered by lightning, as I was led to believe by the headline

So Deadspin’s fucked thanks to Jimmy’s inability to run a successful business. Deadspin has now had all its comments turned off and several staffers have very publicly quit after the firing yesterday. Read more

Fucking undecided voters, the nation's paste eaters.

Attention G/O Writers and those who read the articles, you’re all free to join us and write over at Gawrker. We have no boundaries, we have no rules, and you can stick to whatever you want there. Read more

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.