it was to give time for our hospitals to ramp up ICU beds & PPE so they would not be overwhelmed 

The whole point of flattening the curve was to SLOW the rate of infections, not STOP them altogether. Stop moving the goalposts.

Biggest problem with Libertarianism is that it’s based on an outdated model of humans being inherently independent. While once true, it has not been this way since the discovery of the electromagnetic spectrum, and manned flight.

The correct modern model, thanks to the instant movement of information, and hours-scale…

Alex Morgan didn’t exactly cover herself in glory, whatever the stats say... and seems undroppable because of her marketing status. Is that the elephant in the (locker) room?

Nah, this is definitely the medium you want for a choice pun

Well done, sir. 

It’s rare to so many beef puns in one place

I did fully read it and maybe my argument does suck, so my apologies. My main intent was to defend Ellen for defending her own ethos of kindness, because generally speaking I think we need more of that, but now it seems like I’m defending the actions of President Bush - probably my least favorite person of my entire…

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Was Rudolph wearing a mouthpiece? I can't believe anyone would line up out there without one. Having a mouthpiece really makes a difference when you get jaw jacked like that. 

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

He wonders why McQueary remembers the campus as being deserted on the night he says he witnessed the assault (Feb. 9, 2001), even though there was a hockey game and a Barenaked Ladies concert on campus that night.

Tessa has Virtue but Scott wants Moir.

You don’t need an Rx any longer, Dad.

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

His days are almost over.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Wow. Red wine mixed with Coke sounds like the sort of disgusting concoction a 15 year old would invent. Perhaps it is delicious, but it sounds like it tastes like vomit on the way down, as well as up.