He better do something because his penis is one of the whitest I’ve ever seen.

What else would a boy be?

No idea how to answer the question you asked.

Please show us the penis in question. There in lies the problem.

hoops?

dont get it

Just because it makes zero sense to you doesn’t mean it’s not true.

dude is so dead

People watching at an airport is a guilty pleasure of mine, particularly in Atlanta because people drop any pretenses when they’re stressed and for some people, just the thought of going on a jet has them stressed.

I wish they had this in color

Here’s where we’re headed: