Oh man I forget mine’s on all the time haha. My wife has caught me sitting at my computer wearing one and being like “uh, you can’t catch the rona from your commenters.”

Relentless

“Oliver Askew”

Well, F1 fans have been OK with one man winning 50% of the races for years. This might appeal to some of them.

I suggested that he bring a peanut butter jar of it to mix with water and spread like paint on rust-free surfaces, before he left. Thing is about our friend David, it’s not that the metal of his cars attracts rust. Rather, the rust is attracted to David and the cars are in the way when it shows up. If he hangs out in…

YES I GIVE A SHIT! Don’t be an asshole! Many jalopniks live just for the “WTF is he gonna do next to top this shitbox?” with Dave. He actually teaches us a lot of useful tips in discussing how he approaches his challenges. If nothing else we follow for the Schadenfreude!

DT: Michigan Mule. It’s Founders Beer, Used Oil, and Lime Juice served in an extremely rusty cup.

“...instant amphibious car!”

Exactly. Id switch out the Vette for a 718 but exactly. This truck is a useless joke. 

Heck for the same price, I’d go for a 2017 Raptor and a Miata around to tow around to tracks.

^ This, any day, every day. 

I’m gonna be that guy.

He might have an easier time strapping the Changli atop his canoe.

“The Changli Check-In, and you never check out"

[Spike Jones voice]

He won’t care, these aren’t Jeeps.

Actually it’s a roll-on/roll over scrap metal carrier.

I can’t speak for “people” but I can tell you why I like it; I think it looks far more elegant than the convertible. The convertible 911 has always looked like a rolling bathtub to me. The Targa fixes that, mostly. If I were going with something open-air, it’d be a choice between the 911 Targa and the 718 Spyder (but…

counterpoint: it’s STILL cheaper to just stream the races online, lose interest halfway thru and then google the results.