A Ford with less quality than a regular Ford.

*looks at windshield lettering*

What in the fucking Pep Boys hell is this??

I find playing with my Mazda 3's knob a pleasant experience.

WRONG. haha I have a 2021 CX-30 Turbo and it works just fine, I like it a lot better than the touchscreen in my old car
The only downside is there’s a learning curve so it does take a few days to get used to it, and it is awkward with apple carplay

“THIS... is a 2000 Saturn SW2, and it’s the coolest station wagon Saturn ever produced.”

Left rear looks 1.5 psi off. Dealership used an Analog gauge.

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It felt like a lot longer than just a week. I didn’t even have the time to grow my beard out, à la David Letterman.

YOU DON’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED. THAT TEN YEAR OLD STARTED IT.

And a Trump rally. 

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“ This isn’t who we are. The video was taken out of context. We’re being attacked by cancel culture.”

$5 says they feel they got canceled by wokeism.

You can tell from their Accent?

A few come to mind:

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Mitsubishi. Doesn’t matter what model.

Yeah, poor rear visibility is the main worry about buying an old Jag.