INTERVIEWS. Unless you’re going to invest in breaking-news stuff, Jalopnik can’t compete with the newswires and the journalists actually onsite. So go deep. I LOVE indepth interviews. Could be with current players in the racing world, or could be with eminences grises.

Today: sorry, I love Ferraris, but this is Not the one that would get me to sell that extra kidney floating around my thorax.

WHatever Twitter’s MANY failings and failures, I will say this: I amuse myself by reporting the vile racism and sexism I see on Twitter and on FB. I have seen countless results on Twitter where tweets have been taken down and / or accounts have been suspended or deleted entirely. I have literally reported Nazi shit to…

You know a website has built a community when on a hunt through a junkyard TWO separate people ID and document the former vehicle of a site contributor.

Bradley has to be huge. I’m 6’1 and long-legged and there was a TON of room for me in my Fit. When I bought it I crossshopped the same model year Yaris and there was no comparison for me. Far more practical and accomplished vehicle. That said, now I’m sad that it appears the Fit’s going too! 

I love the Benz one. 

I don’t have a wardrobe classy enough to drive that car. You need some clothes that would look appropriate in Cary Grant’s closet.

Why is there no MEH option? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHH SOB. 

Oh, go take a flying fuck at the moon. 

I NP’d this, but that upholstery gives me the willies. I feel like every fleck of dirt or flaw would have the equivalent of a neon sign screaming IMPERFECTION RIGHT HERE. 

The amount of anticipation I’m feeling for a review of this vehicle is utterly beyond any reasonable expectation. SHOW US THE CHANGLI, TORCH! 

DeMuro HAS TO DO A REVIEW.

The Shakers are an amazingly interesting sect, which I think I would quite happily have let rule the world were it not for the fact that enforced celibacy for ALL members was not a good growth strategy. At least if you’re in a typical cult, the leader gets to spawn offspring like a prize stud even if the average male…

‘Tis a gift to be Kinja’d

It’s a mark of the horsepower-glutted age we live in that you can look at a twin-turbo 2.7l V6 and think “only 280 horsepower?”

I like this one.  

Let Mazda keep one example in a museum. I’m not paying for someone else’s museum piece of a mass-market car. If I was spending $15K on a Miata, I’d be looking at ... A loaded 2008 with hardtop included, under 25K miles listed under $14K CANADIAN. By the time you dicker, you’re probably looking at enough for a set of…

Those who’d be burning the monuments wouldn’t be driven by their historical knowledge of events. They’d be driven by OWN THOSE BEANERS AMERCUH MAH FREDUM

Take your goddamn star.