My American friends, you need to take some lessons from the French: general strike. 

DO NOT RUIN MANCHEGO FOR ME. 

Try a mint Hyundai Pony. For FIFTEEN LARGE. https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-wednesday-edition-1.4848746/a-hyundai-pony-once-canada-s-favourite-hatchback-on-sale-for-15k-1.4848757

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If you feel that way before you marry... perhaps you shouldn’t marry? 

Man, the Lucky Sperm Club is just huge, isn’t it? 

Ew, that fuck. I shudder every time I see his picture. 

My barley pops come on a stick. www.loftypursuits.com/node/2849

I cannot imagine a set of circumstances where I would touch the hair of ANYONE with the exception of the person I live with. If someone did that to me? Immediate “wtf do you think you’re doing?” Followed by a punch about 30 seconds later if it didn’t immediately stop.

Judge Jeanine, natch. 

This calls for Lionel Hutz. (Still miss you, Phil Hartman)

It’s not even a spy pen. It could as easily have been a livescribe. https://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823601031CVF

Incredibly flying. In the video by Selene B, is that first plane leaving a marker for the tanker to aim at?

What a gong show. Turf both drivers and give everyone else in the race a kick in the ass. This is racing, not Death Race. 

Someone needs to teach Sophie Turner how to properly wear a helmet. About two inches further down her forehead would be far more effective.

How many star trek puns have you made using the name of this vehicle? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yCayeDLMQE

Is the flagpole wood? If so, a $10 investment in unleaded and a Bic would solve his hacking problem. 

But will it baby?

What black and white cat hurt you, Albert?

I thought she was relatively gentle with him, given what she could have done with his history...