Clearly you don’t deal with actual humans much. They like to touch things. It’s one reason why there are nerve endings in our fingers.

I want to touch it because... I want to fucking spend my money on it. My reason is that I’m buying it.

Dear Chris Albert:

Did someone say Armstrong Williams?https://www.prwatch.org/news/2007/10/6579/time-pay-payola-pundit-armstrong-williams

Oh, that speedometer is darling. FIFTYFIVE!!!! DON’T GO INTO THE RED ZONE, CHAD!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

199 stars for a Hawkins reference. WELL DONE.

Not for me. But for someone interested, not a bad price.

https://gph.is/2rsNsTB

KPM?! WTF?

I have this crazy idea for a car race: you let all the cars start, and then the first one to complete a given distance drives under a checkered flag, and ... that’s it.

Are collapsible tow bars and nose mounts worth approximately $3490? If so, NP!

And bulletproof.

“Dudes in their 30s should ALWAYS be ashamed to refer to anyone, ever as a “hot little piece of ass”, much less a 17 year old.”

I can think of one way to get $49k for this: destroy the GM museum’s entire Pontiac inventory, then offer this Solstice to them.

I suspect the OP knew that.

In Canada they do ...

I admire the sizzling hotness of your take.

I can’t believe this cheapskate will only spend two months’ Vancouver rent on his ride.