I think you’re confusing “unaware” with “Oh, I’m aware of who I was. It just wasn’t shitty to be who I was.”

Sure!

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Take your star, you fucking hero.

What about the poor bastard who had to edit Milo’s piece of shit book?Where’s HIS parade?

And... it’s dismissed.

Waterskiing. Just on crystallized water.

The Bare Naked Ladies used to do “Ships and Dip” cruises a few years ago. A friend went on several and raved about them. Lots of great musical acts, much interactivity. They don’t do those anymore.

I can wait my whole life and beyond.

Ah, the ever-popular crime of uppitystruction of justice. Yeah, that totally merits a life-threatening beating. /s

So... is it that girls are making music? Or is it that the music that’s getting made is being made by girly men? So is this femiphobic, homophobic, or both? And are black guys inherently angry? Is that why hip-hop is the only safe space for male anger? So many levels of douchitude, so little time...

Next time try C4.

Or the next Lyn St. James, or Shirley Muldowney, or Sabine Schmitz, or Michele Mouton, or Katherine Legge, or ...

Womp womp

Yeah, it’s her job to write blog posts here, so she decided to write this one. If you don’t like it... don’t fucking read it.

I find those gross.

God, aggregating all the bullshit in one place just makes me want to projectile vomit.

Didn’t he think about how that would make his hands look? He should have commissioned a teeny card.

I worry about Larry King’s suspenders breaking right through his clavicles and splitting him into three sections.

Based on my knowledge of myself and my general knowledge of the process, I think he did a great job. I wasn’t aware commenting required a double-blind RCT; why don’t you have some eggnog and relax?