I love the final paragraph in the Wikipedia entry for W18 engines:

Something is wrong when a convertible looks better with the top up. CEEEEEE PEEEEEEE

Did y’all Americans move to some sort of primogeniture system? Does Conyers think the only person who can replace him is he fruit of his harassing loins? Puh. Fucking. Leeze.  

FYI, most hard cheeses have negligible levels of lactose present. It’s consumed in the process and taken away with the whey. https://www.thespruce.com/what-is-lactose-free-cheese-591226

Y’know, the UK version did three series and quite wisely let the thing end at the right point. Why do US producers have to Terri Schiavo everything. Stories have arcs. Let it play out, then let it end.

Also, I have no idea who the ‘journalist’ is in that clip (Don’t watch Fox News, so yay me!), but let’s give him a big golf clap for totally holding the ball for Cruz while he hauls off and swings the giant T-ball bat of hypocritical talking points.

Don’t like my principles? I’ve got tons more!

The Daily Mail is horrible. For everything, about everyone, all the time. It’s a rag that gives rags a bad name. I’d call it shit, but that would insult feces.

“SVAutobiography”? Holy fuck, did the marketing guys have a bet t9 see how shitty a name they could get the c-suite to accept?

Moore’s people are getting antsy. Keep up the pressure on them and him.

Isn’t this how Colin Chapman thought all race cars should finish?

Good news! This story has no broken lynx!

Incapable of realizing that not everyone is as dumb as they are.

Do you mean Ivanka? That isn’t her daughter. Her only child is Barron.

Whoa. We’re supposed to KNOW ABOUT NPOCP CARS BEFORE WE VOTE? https://gph.is/1SD68dk

Garamond: Alvis TE21

Here’s a thought: don’t pretend ghosts are real in your headlines.

Ottawa car dealers Dilawri have used this jingle in TV and radio ads for years. There are PETITIONS begging them to stop.

I would really like Mel Gibson to use some of his money to go to space. And not come back.