MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE MOOPS!

Trailered. While wrapped in velvet. with escort vehicles (yes, I meant to say that).

Damn autocorrect. GIDDENS DAMMIT

Love Rhiannon Gideon’s, and glad to be pinged to the existence of the other recipients. Putting Jesmyn Ward on my to-read list.

Nah.

Red Bull has a long history of water fights at press conferences:

That is magnificent.

I don’t see that. But if you do, cool.

I was only commenting on the derivative nature of the design. I thought the Element was kinda cool.

I curse in real life, too. I was so surprised by the utter blatant of the ripoff that I couldn’t help myself. Attn: Univision— time to introduce CleanJalop for the more sensitive of eye?

Meet you at Hahvahd Square by the pahking garage.

So the tie downs are actually for marabou encrusted handcuffs?

I think design plagiarism IS a bad thing. The Element , I hear, was kinda cool. Ripping it off is not. A fucking prototype? It was in production for 8 years!

It’s a fucking Honda Element.

Later, he boarded a cruise ship and threw shiny pennies for the adorable little children to dive for. What a philanthropic soul.

I didn’t say it was my government.

The US government definition of vodka specifies it should be odourless and tasteless. As Sam Bronfman supposedly said... “anyone can make a clear spirit. It takes a craftsman to make a brown spirit.”

That was a fun video. But ... times?! Speeds?! Jalops need data!

Re: vodka. I continue to lack the ability to understand the point of a spirit that is supposed to be flavourless.

More so if it’s something that caused a lot of pain on the way out.