how about my NA and W123 in my dad's garage? close enough?

Same advice to folks with short, irrational fuses like this woman. If that dude had a gun, she could have been capped and he might have even gotten away with it because of her behavior.

You could add "Still more desirable than any 2014 Lincoln." to the end of your title.

Well there was this too:

Worst possible headlight choice. This thing screams of "we put all of the focus group choices onto one a vehicle, therefore it must look great!" I get the overwhelming feeling that this car looks like how a bowl of soup with an amazing broth, but tasteless, shitty ingredients, tastes. They got the formula right, but…

It has been what, a decade since this concept was created? It still looks fresh and compelling. Just freaking do it already, Lincoln!

Please oh please oh please....

Reporter: Did you see the elevator video before issuing the two game suspension?
Goodell: [squirms] No.
Goodell's Nose: [grows two inches]
Reporter: Having seen the video now, do you believe the punishment should be revisited?
Goodell: [shuffles from foot to foot] No.
Goodell's Nose: [grows two inches]
Reporter: Do you…

That's such a classic American look. It's kind of a shame that Lincoln doesn't have anything that fits the bill.

I don't think it's the Focus ST motor, I believe it's related to the Mustang's 2.3L turbo, which is probably at least a close cousin to the ST motor.

Yes we did. We got the 350 and I believe it only came in SWB.

I know it'd make no financial sense (or would it?) but why not platform this car (or the entire brand) with RWD, or at least a rear-bias AWD? I know we have the Miata (*sigh*) but c'mon. I crave a Japanese alternative to the now-diminishing rear-drive stronghold of this world.

Now they're all just lightly tarted-up Hondas and Toyotas (and Nissans)

Technically, but they are longitudinally-mounted, and especially in the bentley, the power is sent mostly to the rear. Really the only thing differing it from RWD at that point is the existence of the front driveshafts and diff.

Upscale smells...

And to compete, Lincoln is building...

This Lincoln made 'scents'. It smelled of leather and wood, style and quality. Now Lincoln has discovered aromatherapy, and all I smell is bullshit and failure. http://image.motortrend.com/f/wot/happy-b-…

A Town Car with a coyote would fit the bill perfectly.

"so how's that RWD flagship car going? Fighting the (next) S-class?"