I've been called a genius a few dozen times today alone IMO and even I can't figure out how these consoles launched feature inferior(by a long shot, especially the one) to CONSOLES THESE GUYS FREAKING MADE YEARS AGO. The industry "leaders" are getting worse and worse at there job (Microsoft, ea, acclaim). I want to…

if you were trying to get a good swim in you would just reach the end prematurely

Why would you have pool this size? I mean, you'd be done in about three strokes...

Spoilers, but:

KEEP US POSTED ON THIS BREAKING STORY, PATRICIA. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

I'm gonna guess that Felicia Day just farted.

Can we please just lay Sonic to rest now? I mean, how much longer can Sega drag his dead carcass around? Every year they spray the lifeless husk down with Febreze and drag him out for another disappointing and lacklustre show.

I like the racing games but damn sega, put the mandatory BIG Sonic game to bed already. It's…

Games Bandai America Namco? Bangmerico?

I've been saying it wrong all this time

"And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a trumpet up my ass and farted into it."

hey nintendo, fuck your antiquated region lock policies. gtfu!

In all seriousness though this is really sad and for me it's like finding out that Batman is really Clark Kent holding back to appear more human and Bruce Wayne has just been taking the credit all this time.

I'm pretty sure he composed this song by himself...

You'll put your eye out!

If you think all that spinning has anything to do with Japanese swordsmanship, I have a bridge to sell you. Also, there is no proof that Eastern sword styles were superior to Western ones. They simply were not abandoned as quickly and completely in favor of firearms. I recommend the documentary "Reclaiming the Blade".

Strategy being used to undermine the flow of a game show. I like it. There's no reason to not exercise available freedoms in a game; even more so if they are unorthodox and unexpected.

It's more annoying to me that it reflects into your TV while you're playing.

....They grow up to be goldfish?

Your outer adult should know better.