F.Y.I your free games with gold are rentals too.

I don't think it's an acronym, but I've come up with one just for the heck of it. JackAsses In Limbo.

The old one had so much character. Modern architecture like this makes me want to go Howard Roark.

Sorry Nintendo apologists, but for this to *not* be on the 3DS is a joke and shows they still just don't get it.

You know, this is too little, too damn late. This should have been a given from the inception of the damn console, and the fact that it is only being implemented now is testament to how Nintendo sees the business. Even consoles they produce themselves can cannibalize sales for the other, as stupid as that is to…

"WE HAVE A NEW AND EXCITING PLAN TO SAVE THE WII-U!"

"Ohhh?! Exciting and Original new IP's offering content exclusive and different to the other consoles to build new experiences and future licences?!"

"BUY OLD MARIO DS GAMES AGAIN! ON THE WII-U!"

"dafuq..."

Also, GBA games and Gamecube games are coming to Wii U's Virtual Console... sometime within the next 100 years? How many years ago was that announced? Seriously, the VC on Wii U is embarrassing. Is there something I'm not getting? Is it a rights issue? Wii VC was so much better by this point, and it didn't need the…

Would have loved an attachment like the Super Game Boy/Game Boy Player for DS stuff, but no way am I re-buying games I already own physically on a digital marketplace, big screen or not.

I can just picture Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword on WiiU.

What time is it?

This is a horrible idea. The games will be over priced, separating the screens will cause headaches and putting both screens onto the gamepad will cause eyestrain.

I'm having trouble thinking up something that could be potentially MORE uninteresting for Nintendo to attempt than this. Anyone got any ideas?

Nintendo announces it's now going to sell antique car insurance.

Nintendo announces it's going to auction off all of its water coolers.

Nintendo announces that Reggie is going to…

I'm somewhat suspicious this was written by a man to encourage more women to seek casual sex.

Go home and be a family man, Taylor.

I don't even know what to comment.

Sorry it brings way too many complications into an already complicated and depressed life (if you're not depressed after breaking up then you didn't have a real relationship - you had a fuck toy). Not a good idea for the average person.

This implies someone wants to have sex with me.

I thought feminists hated sex. They call it "sexual assault" and think it should be considered a crime.

Can we stop with this "Casual Sex is the answer to EVERYTHING" meme. It's good for some, not for others. For some engaging is a short-term response, for others a lifestyle, and for infinitely more it's situational.