For the win, we have three, if you consider my home town of Laurel and the neighboring town of Ellisville (which, trivia buffs, are both considered the county seat of Jones county, MS... Yes, the one Matthew McConaughey made the movie about).

On occasion I would stride into McDonald’s and order “a double quarter pounder dressed like a Big Mac.” 9 times out of 10, they screwed it up. Finally, I can order a Grand Mac, and I get what I want.