Another thing that gets me is just how tiny it is.

I’d say it’s THE most beautiful car ever made.

I see an eagle. FETCH ME MY CELLO!

Oh.. I know quite a bit about dirtbikes, thanks... and yeah, 450 isn’t a big-bore.. and 2 gallons won’t even get you a lap of the White Rim... you’re going to argue that 80 miles of range is “significant”? Lolz

$10,400? Cp all day. (wait, this isn’t that article?)

It’s not that the younger generation isn’t interested. It’s that we can’t fucking afford a toy.

And dudes trying to tell you that loud pipes save lives because they don’t understand the Doppler effect...

Not just any bag of dicks, but syphilitic, chancre sore covered dicks! 

It’s hard to separate the company from it’s base for me. All I can think of when I hear Harley is the modded exhaust, 120 db pieces of shit that the owners of insist on cruising main drags on at 3mph revving them as they sit in traffic. They can all suck a bag of dicks.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

Kanye West cares about black people the same way Megyn Kelly cares about women, only when it effects them personally.

Why care? Because last weekend I rode mine over 100 miles on freeway and twisties, spent a day at a OHV Park, then took twisties and freeway back home. Can’t do a trip like that on a dirt bike, and most of the ADV bikes are significantly heavier.

“I said I wanted concours paint, not contours!”

Oh man, I bet there were some seriously artisanal moustaches at this event.

You are mighty brave with the anonymous internet shielding you, aren’t you?

It smells like obsolescence

If one dies on the cross country trip, then it’ll be free publicity