Don’t jump your car too hard, or you might completely ruin it, like this:

As a Coloradoan, green chilis belong in everything no matter how seemingly questionable. It’s blasphemy to doubt that.

Citation needed

Calling the interior “boring” is a compliment. It’s pretty much worst-in-class, especially when compared to the Golf R. 

Lived in CO my entire life (35 years) and the only reason you see all those Subaru’s is because, “I NEED AWD, IT SNOWS HERE ON OCCASION.” Snow doesn’t even stick around in CO, it’s melted and gone on the roads the next day.

Sunk cost fallacy’s a bitch?

Can I tell you about your Not Lord and Not Savior, the Focus RS Headgasket?

“Im sorry about your car and your large repair bill, but it looks like your in the market for a new one! Might I recommend the Supra.”

Man, supra owners are going to have a GREAT time with toyota techs working on their BMW engines....

Worst. Recall. Fix. Ever.

Oh, thanks for clarifying! The Holocaust wasn’t a genocide because there are still Jews! How could I be so stupid as to misunderstand?

Yes, being anti-Israeli apartheid is being an anti-Semite. Totally the same thing.

Cultural genocide is still genocide. They also have a habit of firing live ammunition into crowds of protestors.

And then, of course, the movie happened.

Well he is an angler

I think it’s coming from the same place as the McMansion thing in the 80's and 90's. It’s just a dumb status competition at this point.

Truly the darkest timeline.

The pedal feel will be garbage

Dice is actually a pretty awesome dev team. Even 10 years after it was basically done, two of the guys pushed out a patch for Battlefield 2 to fix a lot of issues including a alt-tab issue that plagued it for years.

You mean some gaudy touch to the car that makes it look like a 12 year old designed it? Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll be there.