I get it! I spent $1000 on a beat up 1994 Yamaha FZR600R and rebuilt it:

Looks like we found the Scientologist.

I beg to differ. The Passat offers more features and higher quality feeling construction than most if not all of its competitors and comes in cheaper.

If my neighbor parked a tank on the street, the only one who would get tired of anything would be the owner who would get tired of me knocking on his door, begging him to let me drive his tank.

...can’t tell is sarcasm or something fishy going on?

Kelly lacks the humanity for this.

I used to live on a little side street off the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood. The Rainbow was about a 3minute walk up the hill for me. Walking into the Rainbow is very much like taking a time machine to the 80's. The same people who were there in 1985 ... if they’re still alive, they’re still there. (Also the West…

Haha - sorry!

Youre getting shit for this joke but its accurate.

He’s no Larry Enticer, that’s for sure..

The look is coming back, particularly for his demographic.

But I fucking love my loud, obnoxious Harley. [... It] turns heads everywhere I go.

I started to this because it looked interesting. I kept reading because the author hadn’t ridden a Harley before either. I have zero interest in H-D products, still. They’re still boring-looking with confusing naming/sizing schemes and use lame engine technology coupled with styling and marketing that really only…

Yay, I can see the grey comments again!

Looks nothing like Superman.

And what university is this? Liberty? Bob Jones? What kind of bible college are you attending?

SOUTH CAROLINA- ...A geographical line has been drawn across the Union, and all the States north of that line have united in the election of a man to the high office of President of the United States, whose opinions and purposes are hostile to slavery. He is to be entrusted with the administration of the common…

Me: “How did his guy swim miles out into the ocean? Is he Michael Phelps?”