word. At least he’s working.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

at least he’ll be able to 3d print replacement head gaskets

Meanwhile us Subies have resorted to other means of making it by...

I dropped off my ‘05 Outback XT Limited at the shop this morning and was given a Crosstrek as a loaner.

And Trump possesses neither training, nor experience!

But pools have the benefit of making you healthier, thus increasing your life span. A gun it’s just for killing things.

If you race alone, are you really racing?

Now hopefully the rich people who bought the last ones desperately get rid of them as they shell out the money for a new one, depreciation hits them hard, and you can get the old Panamera Turbo S for $12 and an empty Altoids tin.

I’ve been trying to get this guy caught for the past three years. Law Enforcement in Texas just don’t care:

Speaking as a prosecution attorney: Easy. Witnesses would be key here as there are additional people in the car with pending charges. Cut them a deal and watch them spill everything. A good prosecutor wants the drivers. Passengers are mere accomplices.

*Notices bale of pro-mix in photo, has sense that this seller has a large electric bill and possibly a lingering smell of skunk, recognizes likely reason for diesel swap being too many bong hits, walks away*

As I said last week, they’re all wannabe Rambos. I’m really coming close to cutting some people out of my life because they won’t stop bleating about “gun grabbers” and how military-grade weapons are totally cool for us to own, because government oppression, man.

Can’t forget this gem:

I suspected something was up this morning on Vortex when I saw at least three threads talking about how stock ride height and OEM wheels were the best because they were classy and understated.