bobhopessexmachine
BobHopesSexMachine
bobhopessexmachine

Do what you need for you and your baby to survive. Get as much help as you can from whoever you can get it from. Treat yourself regularly. You will be okay. Newborns are so, so hard, but they get better; you just have to make it through the first six months.

I think Taylor Swift would be a better comparison for that.

Giving birth ripped me apart and destroyed my identity. I was 100% sure it was a mistake.nto have become a mother. I love that we can admit this now, that hormones are stronger than us and we might need time to adjust.

You say that like it isn't the goal.

This is the main problem with identifying/doxxing people. If you’re wrong (and odds are you are), you’ve set that person up for a whole lot of misery.

Thomas Edison will be forgotten if the Giants keep up this pace of inventing new ways to lose.

Apparently Rodgers has a spacious taint, suitable for writing!

So was Kevin. [Written in black marker on a piece of athletic tape]

Spectacular.

Nooo! Not my $11!

I can think of a lot of things that are worth doing for 24 hours (or more) straight, give you the same “endurance” bragging point, and, most importantly, don’t suck in such a way that you spend the rest of your life lamenting that stupid thing you did with 24 hours of your life you’ll never have back:

Christ, that second picture. That shirt is some next level Magary-type shit. Did Samer borrow that from Drew? No, that can’t be. Even Drew wouldn’t wear something that bad.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

His assistants “Fuck” and “Marry” could not be reached for comment

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

This really shakes up the Minnesota program.

I thought that name sounded familiar. Are you of the Oaxacan McWigglesnatches?

(TLDR: you can’t be an ethnic German camp guard without being in the Totenkopfverbände, and if you were in that you are de jure a pretty decent level war criminal.

(There’s something weird and probably sinister about the whole story of his war years. He couldn’t *be* transferred to guarding a KZ-Lager because he was an enlisted man in the Luftwaffe.