As a Bears fan, had I known all it would take to get AP injured was for him to swallow some bad dip, I woulda taken him and the rest of the team to Ditka’s for appetizers!

+1 more payout to families

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

OH! I know! Something about Jesus?

Given the NSFW tag, it appears the Bengals aren’t covered enough in this article either.

I'm on a phone, but believe this guy commenced to hanging out with his wang out during the interview.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Kmart had the “Blue Light Special” so it’s fitting that Targer has a “Red Light Special”

Clearly, they’ve never found their own target.

always an appropriate time for Black Dynamite gifs

Dear Target...

90mph economy car into a solid wall... pretty much all you’d hear would be the sounds of getting there, then *thwack*, some brief metallic scraping and thumps, ticking sounds, and near-silent dying.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

I don’t think Hardy is tone deaf, I think he just doesn’t care. He’s an awful human being and completely non-repentant about it.

I much prefer Jim Tomsula’s stripper-heavy video. I redid all the wiring in my house with that thing.

I’m with you on this one. You used the earliest form of “google” known to man— asking questions. What you got was the human equivalent of “Error 404 page not found”. I’m glad you guys found a solution, but I don’t blame you for still being hurt.

GOOGLE IT? You must be a blast in bed . . .

My now-wife told me, about a year after we got married, that she didn’t like how I kiss her.

Sounds like a gecko kiss.

I feel like there's a certain subset of middle aged women who, because they came into the workforce in a "token female" environment, cannot deal with other women in the workplace and are generally assholes to work for/with. You can generally spot them because they spend most of their time kissing up to the dudes in…